Oh, it’s the old Tinder-date, poop-rescue scam

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I don’t have a clue if there’s any truth to this wild story about a Tinder date who tried to throw her poop out the window, missed in a big way and then got very stuck trying to recover it. That’s not the point. It’s the journey on this one that should make it worth your time. Read this wonderful story behind a GoFundMe request from the U.K. If true, those firefighters will be telling this story for the rest of their careers. Enjoy.

And big thanks to Nate Albrecht for sharing this with me.

I recently took a girl I met on tinder to Nandos. We had a lovely evening, and enjoyed each others company very much. After our meal, we repaired back to my house for a bottle of wine and a scientology doccumentary. 

About an hour in to Louis Theroux and chill, my date got up to use the toilet. She returned with a panicked look in her eye, and told me she had something to tell me. 

“I went for a poo in your toilet”, she told me “and it would not flush. I don’t know why I did this, but I panicked”, she continued “I reached into the toilet bowl, wrapped it in tissue paper, and threw it out of the window”. 

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